Answers to those Questions as promised
Question
What is an 11-letter word that everyone pronouces incorrectly?
Answer
"Incorrectly"
Question
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Answer
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
Question
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
Answer
Dozens
Question
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a REAL gun and REAL bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do it?
Answer
He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Question
A man rode into camp on Friday. He stayed for three days, and then rode out on Friday. How can this be?
Answer
His horse was named Friday.
Question
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each.
How can this be possible?
Answer
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons!
Question
You're walking down a street trying to get to Truesville where every one tells the truth. You come to a fork in the road and all that you know is that one road leads to Truesville and the other to Liesville where everyone lies. There is a girl in the middle of the fork and you dont know if she is from Liesville or Truesville. What is the one question you can ask her to get to Truesville?
Answer
"Will you point to your home town?" Why? Because if she's from Liesville she'll point to Truesville because she's a liar and if she's from Truseville she'll point to Truesville.
Question
How do you drop an egg 50 feet without breaking it?
Answer
Drop the egg 51 feet, when it drops 50 feet, nothing will happen.

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